Random sentences Ive heard

”15 sticks of gum for that pencil-“ (oh my)

“I STARTED ON MY BIRTHDAY…AND I WAS IN THE POOL!” (she had definitely been through it)

”he screamed the n word in someone’s face!” (this was by my teacher, she stayed in the hallway talking about it 4 like..five minutes)

”what the f*ck…” (he was looking at my friend with my gir hoodie on)

”but it’s rizzmas!” (this was an excuse to not close his computer to stop playing christmas brain rot music out loud.)

”is this you, a mexican rat?” (same kid. it was literally a mexican rat.)

”Hear me out…number seven…” (I said yes…but what about the algrebralian 7? is bro a smash or nah?)

”your gonna knock her brain cells out!” “what like she has any?AHAHAHAHAAUBSHEEHEHEEHIEEHWIE-” (this was by my ex…yes he did knock my brains out)

“sO dO I LOOK lieK HIIIIIIIIII*voice crack*IIIIIMMMMMMM…” “get out.” (ay I mean you go girl🔥)