EHHHHHHH GUYS!! TOMOROW IS MY SONS BIRTHDAY!!HE IS TURNING 21 WHICH MEANS HE CAN SMOKE WEED BUT LIKE..LEGALLY!!!(FOR FUCKING ONCE)HAPPY BIRFDAY TO MY MAIN!!!

Lol his birthday is may 7 because tomorrow was the day I posted him on this platform.

(im talking about gay blue vampire btw)

Happy early birthday ezekiel! :D

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK HAS MY LAZY ASS BEEN DOING SITTING AROUND FUCKING DIEING OF FUCKING UHH IDK things AND NOT POSTING UGLY ASS ART LIKE I USUALLY DO?? ERM IM SORRY MY CHINCHILLAS ILL DO YOU GUYS BETTER BUT ANYWAYS HERES SOME DOODLES I MADE

IM SO SORRY THIS IS THE ONLY ARE RELATED THINGS I HAVE😭

Why is it whenever I say “I’m listening to KoRn.” on a message platform, someone thinks I’m trying to say “I’m listening to p0rN.” A then calls me weird for it.

It’s happened so many times I don’t think it’s just me, has anyone ever done that to you?🫵

IHAVEAWOKEN.

Sorry haven’t been on ng lately there’s been ALOT hapenininining recently.Next week is boutta be a tough n long week but that’s alr.(THE PEOPLE ARE SACRIFICING SOMETHING OR SOMEONE OUTSIDE MY FUCKING DOOR PLEASE HELP THY.)

Imma go check all the amazing art y’all made🫵(Please help the Mc to my donald isn’t Donalding what the fuck do I do)

mwahmwah.

STOP.RIZZING.UP.MY WIFEE!!!!!

HERE IS SOME THINGS MY FRIEND HAS SAID TO MY GIRLFRIEND WIFE MAN FIANCÉ.THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.

Number 1: “If zeke had an only fans account I would watch it.”

Number 2: “zeke has a level ten gyatt fr.”(WAY HIGHER THAN THAT🙄🤯😡)

Number 3: “zeke is my pookie.” (NO SHES MINE!!!)

Number 4: “zeke leak.” (💀)

Number 5: “imma get gang banged by him tonight.” (Me included.)

Number 6: “hEs sO cUtE aNd bReAkaBLe!”(😨)

Number 7: “I would tickle his pickle for a nickel.” (I would do it for free🫵)

Number 8: “I love him sm” (Y-You can’t say that..😞)

Number 9: “this taste like zeke’s c-“(it was a piece of gum btw.ngl it made it taste better)

Number 10: “stop texting my queen” (shes MY QUEEN.)

Number 12: “stop or imm boutta eat zekes ass” (Not if I do it first.)

Number 13: “Imma rizz him up” (Y-You—*sniff* b-but I’m h-her personal rizzler😞😡)

Number 14: “I’m gonna oil him up a-“ (w-woah there buddy he ain’t yours)

Number 15: “zeke and drake crossover.” (💀)

TO MY FRIEND YOU KEEPS SAYING THIS SHIT.YOUV WON.

Uhh idk here’s some things I’ve heard other people say out of context in my school:

“OH MY GOD ITS GAY”

”I LOVE YOU-“

”HIS BACON WAS PINK-“

”Damien touched my nut sack.”

”SHUT UP SLAVE”

”Where is my notebook? ugh I’m funna die-“

”IT LOOKS AUTISTIC-“

”But our babies would be so cute thooo!!”

”They have anime waifus on here”

”BARKBARKBARK”

”ONE TIME, I PUNCH MY X BOX OFF MY DRESSER-“

What are some tv series n web shows, or some shit like that y’all want me to watch that you think is swag?

idk I’m bored n you guys have some gewd taste sooo hmmm

IT IS THE TIME YOUV BEEN WAITING FOR—HERE ARE SOME HIGH QUALITY NON DEFINITELY NOT SMUDGED PICS of my uhh gay appearance lookin ass👍(kind of a face reveal, but hmm)

JUMPSCAREEE!!!🤯🤯🤯👹RAAAAAAA SPOOKYY!!SHOOT IT ALREADY!!

…

are you disappointed

lol I’m probably never gonna actually face reveal also I might delete this in the morning so uhh, mhm

i want to rip my face off so fucking bad rn it’s so fucking scary and I’m serious.

but gn I love you all <33!!!

I’m at school rn eheheheeheh

walta

walta

walta

so badass

A year ago, on saint fucking patties day I made my first news post

here ya go it fucking sucks

warning: twinks oh my god

i want to physically rip there heads off.

(they’ve been in old yaoi novels I made, that’s why I hate them so much)